That poor chicken. The chicken who crossed the road seems to have been making the trek back and forth across the street for hundreds of years at this point.
Everyone has a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke…unfortunately, most of them are as unfunny as the idea of an actual chicken actually trying to make it across a busy road. That’s why we’ve done the important work of compiling the BEST and ACTUALLY FUNNY jokes about our favorite farmyard animal and all of his road crossing adventures. Now warm that beak up, because it’s time to laugh!
The Great Question
A Shaolin monk, a great philosopher and a priest were walking down a country road and came upon a young farm boy. At that moment the four of them looked up to see a chicken crossing the road.
The question arose, why does the chicken cross the road?
The Shaolin monk said it’s the destiny of the chicken to seek its own path.
The great philosopher said its action teaches a lesson in the ways of nature much like life itself.
The Priest said it’s because it follows the plan of our maker under his divine rule.
Just then the young farm boy spoke up, “Actually, it’s because I left the chicken coop door open.”