Will you give us a push?

Will you give us a push?

There was a knock on the door in the early hours. The man went downstairs, opened the door, and a voice said “Will you give us a push, mate?”.

The man was very angry, saying that this was a ridiculous hour to be knocking people up, shut the door, and went back upstairs. When his wife asked who it was, he told her some nutter wanting a push.

She said “You shouldn’t have refused him; don’t you remember when we broke down and were glad of a push?”, so he went downstairs again, opened the door, and said “OK, mate, where are
you?”

And a voice said, “Over here on the swings”.

little baby mouse bats

Look, Mommy…

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Dear wife,