#6 Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain’t stupid.
These are our 35 best Chuck Norris jokes ever created
#5 Looking for treasure
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.
The genie said “I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double.”
The man agreed, and said “I wish I had a mansion.”
The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.
The man said “I would like a million dollars.”
The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.
Then the man said, “Scare me half to death.”
#4 What are friends for
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”
