#12 What’s the difference
What’s the difference between an all-you-can-eat restaurant and your grandma’s cooking?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you’re full.
#11 Grandma Learns
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,
“Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.”
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
“That’s interesting, ” she said, “how do you make babies?”
“It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”
