#10 Ask Grandpa
A little boy was in church next his father and at his father’s request said a small prayer, “Dear God, please bless Mommy and Daddy and all the family to be healthy and happy.”
Suddenly he looked up and said out loud, “And please don’t forget to ask grandpa to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!”
“There is no need to shout like that,” said his father. “God isn’t hard of hearing.”
“No,” said the little boy, “but Grandpa is.”
#9 That’s Cold
Grandma has been staring through the window ever since it started to snow.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her inside.
