20 Of The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever

If you’re searching for quick comic relief, search no more, as we’ve put together 20 of the funniest two-line jokes ever to knock you down.

20 Of The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever

#20

I proposed to my ex-wife today
She said no, she thinks I’m just after my money

#19

To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts

#18

I like toilets for 2 reasons:
Number 1: And number 2.

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