If you’re searching for quick comic relief, search no more, as we’ve put together 20 of the funniest two-line jokes ever to knock you down.
#20
I proposed to my ex-wife today
She said no, she thinks I’m just after my money
#19
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts
#18
I like toilets for 2 reasons:
Number 1: And number 2.
