#12
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.
#11
I don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
#10
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
#9
The Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
