#8
My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
#7
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastrad.
#6
A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says,
“Five beers, please.”
#5
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
