These 24 Short Funny Jokes Will Brighten Your Day


Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower.
He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?”
She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower.
He says, “Mom I know what that is. It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out.”

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