Two windmills are in a field. One asks, “What kind of music do you like?”
The other one says, “Well, I’m a big metal fan.”
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
Two young girls were reading when one girl said to the other, “I’m never having kids.”
“Why?” said the other.
And the girl replied, “Because I heard they take 9 months to download.”