#24 – This Rhyming Warning
Roses are red,
The grass is green,
Take me to Valentine’s dinner,
Or I’ll make a scene!
#25 – This Daring Man
My wife rang me at work on Valentine’s Day.
She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received bunches of flowers. They’re absolutely gorgeous.”
I said, “That’s probably why they’ve been sent flowers then.”
