#27 – Poor Man
Boyfriend: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack, I don’t have a mansion like Russell or a Porsche like Martin. But, I do love you and want to marry you.”
Girlfriend: “Oh, dear… I love you too… But, what was that you said about Martin?”
#28 – This Funny Excuse
If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put it in a gift box. But, they don’t make boxes large enough!
