#12
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
#11
Q: What do you call a cheese that hides behind little horses?
A: Mascarpone
#10
Q: What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
#9
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
