The 4th of July is celebrated in the U.S. as Independence Day, to commemorate the Declaration of Independence that was officially adopted on 4th July, 1776. It’s a federal holiday and is associated with great fun and celebrations such as parades and firework displays, as well as carnivals and all manner of other fun things.
And you won’t be surprised to hear that we like to celebrate it with laughter in the form of 4th of July jokes. And so with that in mind, here’s a collection of our favorite funny 4th of July jokes.
Q: How is a healthy person like the United States?
A: They both have good constitutions.
Q: What do you get if you cross a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A: Yankee Poodle.
The 4th of July is the day that Americans celebrate their freedom by sitting trapped in traffic jams for hours.
Q: What dance was very popular in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance!
