These Funny 4th of July Jokes Will Put You in a Patriotic Spirit

Q: Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?
A: Because they lived in colonies.

Q: What do they call the fourth of July outside of the USA?
A: The fourth of July

Q: How do you prevent someone from being killed on July 4th?
A: Kill them by July 3rd

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